真的!
我的爸爸
音乐:
肖舒彧
经常我睡了才回家,
天天上班没有节假日,不能陪我一起玩。
听爸爸说尤其是今年生意真的特别难做,
我非常担心爸爸哪一天被累垮了。
如果我的爸爸真累垮了,
他就不能给我买鱼买肉吃。
不能吃鱼吃肉,我的记忆力就会下降。
上课听不进去,成绩就上不去,
我的成绩上不去就会被骂,我就会失去信心。
失去信心就会读不好书,
读不好书就不能毕业,
不能毕业就会找不到好工作,
找不到好工作就赚不了钱,
赚不了钱就会没钱纳税,
没钱纳税,老师的工资会减少,
老师领不到工资就会没心情教学,
没心情教学,就会影响学生的未来,
这样就容易被欧美超越。
我们被他们超越,
美帝就会怀疑我们有杀伤性武器,
如果有杀伤性武器,
美国就会开战,
第三次世界大战就会爆发。
第三次世界大战爆发其中一方必定会实力不足,
实力不足就会动用核武器,
动用核武器就会破坏自然环境,
自然环境被破坏,
大气层就会破个大洞,
大气层破个大洞地球温度就会上升,
两极冰山就会融化,
冰山融化,
地球水位就会上升,地球水位上升,
全人类就会被淹死。
因此这绝对关系到全人类的生命财产安全,
所以我要在这里呼吁看到此文的叔叔阿姨们,
请你们如果有广告投放需求就一定要找我爸爸,
让他生意好一点,多赚一点钱。
这一年我们绝不能让地球毁灭的悲剧发生!
【老师评语】
你的逻辑思维强大到叹为观止!
请马上告诉你爸爸;
老师明天就发动所有的学生及学生家长亲戚朋友,
发现有广告投放需求的都去找你爸爸,
绝不能让地球毁灭!
爸爸,别再做广告销售了,好吗?看哭了自己!
我的爸爸
音乐:
肖舒彧 - 儿歌精选
这次放暑假已经3天,3天我都见不到我的爸爸,因为我爸爸在加班,给客户做方案,陪客户聊天喝酒以及吃饭。听爸爸说因为疫情,大家活的都挺不容易,这讨厌的疫情,今年行情特别的不好,工作压力特别大,我非常担心爸爸哪一天被累垮了...
因为他真的总是那么忙
爸爸每天都有做不完的方案
每天都有打不完的电话
早上出门打电话
晚上回家接电话
周末还是打电话回微信
节假日说好陪我去公园
可是每次都只是说说而已
我越来越不喜欢爸爸了
因为他很爱我
但是他却一点都不爱自己
他时常偷偷地悄悄地吃胃药
爸爸在外面跑、有时一天只吃一顿饭
我跟妈妈说,我要每天去给爸爸送饭
妈妈说:傻孩子,你爸到处谈业务,
你去哪儿找他呀!
见了他他也没时间,
他要陪客户,
他要等客户......
我放假时,爸爸忙着做广告销售。
我上学时,
每天早晨走的早他还没起床
晚上我睡了,他还没回来
我担心他是不是和妈妈吵架了
妈妈说:傻孩子,
爸爸怎么会有时间和妈妈吵架?
爸爸为了让你买新衣服买玩具所以要努力做广告销售呀
我说,我不要新衣服不要玩具,我只要爸爸。
妈妈说:爸爸做广告销售
虽然很累,很辛苦
但为了能让每位客户都满意
为了能让我们过上更好的生活,
他都心甘情愿。
我希望不要有那么多的人做广告销售
因为那样子我爸爸就可以好好休息
就可以好好陪妈妈陪我啦
我不要爸爸那么忙那么辛苦
看到爸爸很累,我真的很想掉眼泪
我知道,爸爸全是为了这个家
为了给我及妈妈更好的生活
所以,今天我想对爸爸说
爸爸,我很爱您,做广告销售的您真的辛苦了!
real!
my dad
music:
Xiao Shuyu
Often I go home after sleeping,
I go to work every day and have no holidays, so I can't play with me.
I heard from my father that business is really hard to do this year, especially this year.
I was very worried that my father would be worn out one day.
If my dad is really tired,
He can't buy me fish and meat to eat.
If I can't eat meat or fish, my memory will decline.
If you don't listen in class, you won't get grades.
If my grades don't go up, I will be scolded, and I will lose confidence.
If you lose your confidence, you will not be able to read well.
If you don't read well, you can't graduate.
If you can't graduate, you won't find a good job.
If you can't find a good job, you can't make money.
If you can't make money, you won't have money to pay taxes.
Without money to pay taxes, teachers' salaries will be reduced,
Teachers will not be in the mood to teach if they don't get paid.
If you are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of students.
In this way, it is easy to be surpassed by Europe and the United States.
We are surpassed by them,
U.S. imperialism will suspect that we have weapons of destruction,
If there are weapons of destruction,
America will go to war,
A third world war will break out.
When the third world war breaks out, one of the parties will definitely be insufficient.
If the strength is insufficient, nuclear weapons will be used.
The use of nuclear weapons would destroy the natural environment,
the natural environment is destroyed,
There will be a hole in the atmosphere,
If a hole in the atmosphere breaks, the temperature of the earth will rise.
The polar icebergs will melt,
icebergs melt,
The earth's water level will rise, the earth's water level will rise,
All mankind will be drowned.
Therefore, this is absolutely related to the safety of life and property of all human beings.
So I would like to appeal to the uncles and aunts who read this article,
Please if you have advertising needs, you must find my father,
Let him do a better business and make more money.
This year we must not let the tragedy of the destruction of the earth happen!
【Teacher comments】
Your logical thinking is astonishingly powerful!
Please tell your father immediately;
The teacher will mobilize all students and their parents, relatives and friends tomorrow,
If you find that there is a need for advertising, you will go to your father.
Never let the earth be destroyed!
Dad, stop advertising sales, okay? I cried myself!
my dad
music:
Xiao Shuyu - Best Children's Songs
This summer vacation has been 3 days, and I can't see my father for 3 days, because my father is working overtime, making plans for customers, chatting with customers, drinking and eating. I heard from my father that because of the epidemic, it is not easy for everyone to live. This nasty epidemic, the market is particularly bad this year, and the work pressure is very high. I am very worried that one day my father will be exhausted...
Because he's really always so busy
Dad has unfinished plans every day
There are endless calls every day
call in the morning
call home at night
Call back on WeChat on weekends
Say goodbye to accompany me to the park on holidays
But every time I just talk
I don't like my dad anymore
because he loves me
But he doesn't love himself at all
He often takes stomach medicine secretly and quietly
Dad runs outside and sometimes only eats one meal a day
I told my mother that I'm going to deliver meals to my father every day
Mom said: Silly boy, your dad talks about business everywhere,
Where are you going to find him!
He didn't have time to see him,
He wants to accompany customers,
He's waiting for a client...
When I was on vacation, Dad was busy advertising sales.
When I was in school,
Going early every morning, he hasn't woken up yet
I slept at night and he hasn't come back
I'm worried if he has a fight with mom
Mom said: Silly child,
Why does Dad have time to fight with Mom?
Dad is trying to advertise sales so you can buy new clothes and toys
I said, I don't want new clothes or toys, I just want my dad.
Mom says: Dad advertises sales
Although very tired, very hard
But in order to make every customer satisfied
In order for us to live a better life,
He was all willing.
I wish there weren't so many people advertising sales
Because that way my dad can rest
You can accompany my mother with me
I don't want my father to be so busy and so hard
I really want to cry when I see my dad tired
I know daddy is all for this family
To give me and my mother a better life
So today I want to say to my dad
Dad, I love you very much, you have worked really hard in advertising sales!